.Wednesday, June 17, 2009 ' 5:44 AM Y
10 days to SYFOC'08 anniversary.
.Thursday, May 14, 2009 ' 7:40 AM Y
This blog is getting dead again...so i hope to revive a bit with some lame jokes (from STOMP blog).
Q: One day (you yi tian), Xiao Ming and Xiao Hua went to eat at the restaurant. After they finish, Xiao Ming and Xiao Hua left the restaurant without paying and the manager didn't mind. Why?
A: Cos their friend "you yi tian" pay alrd......
Q: Three tadpoles went to a restaurant and they saw the people of the next table eating frog porridge. what did they started singing?
A: wo bu xiang wo bu xiang bu xiang zhang da...
Q: Why is fish cunning ?
A: cos yu pian mi fen (fish lie to bee hoon) actual :fish beehoon
Q: Why is vivo city so big?
A: because got giant
Q: Why is parkway parade not as big?
A: because giant not as big.
Q: What is the difference between someone jumping from 20 storey and 2nd storey?
A: one is ahhhhhhhh pooffff... the other one is poofffff ahhhhhhh...*
Q: You are trapped in a room with nothing but a table .. NOT even a window !!And the nearest help you can get is a town 50km away .. how are you gonna get out??
A: Rub your hands till they are saw .. saw the table into half .. 2 halves will make a whole(hole), climb out of the hole and shout till your voice is horse, ride the horse to the town ..
~Xinyan
.Thursday, April 9, 2009 ' 6:17 AM Y
Answers revealed!~ :)
1.) 9. Three trees (threes).
2.) 99. Three dirty trees (thirty threes).
3.) 100. Three dirty trees and a turd (dirty trees and a third). So 33 1/3 * 3 = 100! Yup it's lame -.-"
